tiki oasis

tiki oasis!
tiki oasis!
tiki oasis!

p.s. this doesn't really mean much, i'm just messing with google. pay no attention to the football player behind the british rock band.

haulin' oats

apparently the song "i can't go for that" was not about facial surgery. ew.

i got your stimulus package right *here*

anyone got your pound of flesh yet? i haz not.
what ya gonna do with it?

i think maybe i'll splurge on being LESS in hock to the credit card companies.

whee! i'm stimulated!

squirrels suck, they are rats with bushee tails

listen, i am gonna be straight up about this, i hate squirrels. people are all like, 'aww, they are cute, wook at their bushy wittle tails. '

stfu!

they are no better than rats, they scavenge and funk chit up, they dig up our bulbs, and just his morning i saw how they were getting on to our bird feeder - by jumping from our flagpole onto the feeder!

and they were chewing up the end of the flag!

freaking al-qaida squirrels!

they are NOT CUTE, you should RUN OVER THEM when you CAN.

ahhh... journey in my head

journey is in my head! i can't escape!

what i have learned

while attempting to help spouse edit copy for her business website, do not deliver a reading of it in the style of mitch hedberg.

if it ain't barak...

i hate politics, but if they afford me the chance to make a mr. t joke, i'm all over it.